Are you a G, PG, R or NC17?

If you’re not familiar with the letters and numbers above, they are US movie classifications.

Via the Limerick Blogger this week is a little service from Mingle2 (a dating service I believe) that looks at your blog, website or My Space page and then gives it an appropriate rating based on the words used within.

My site easily came up as a ‘G’ rating, but I think there’s more fun to be had here… Who do you think would get the worse rating – Mr Mulley for his liberal use of the word cunt recently or Mr Twenty Major for his consistent use of all swear words?

Mr Mulley

Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* gay (2x)
* dead (1x)

Twenty Major

Free Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* fucking (6x)
* cocaine (4x)
* cunt (3x)
* dangerous (2x)
* sexy (1x)

Yup, looks like Ireland’s most foul-mouthed blogger runs away with yet another title, Use of the most swear words in a blog!

What about those paragons among us? Are they as clean as they seem?

Grannymar

Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* pain (3x)
* breast (2x)

I know my mother had trouble encouraging me to breastfeed, but was I that much of a pain?

However the funniest one that I found had to be the Humble Housewife… Parents are now warned!

Humble Housewife

Free Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* knife (2x)
* crack (1x)

So apparently cooking terms are now PG-rated – who’s have believed it?

Hmmm, I wonder if posting this post will cause my blog to slide downwards from it’s clean ‘G’ rating?

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8 Comments on “Are you a G, PG, R or NC17?”

  1. Grannymar says:

    Were they based on a particular post or on the Blog in General?

  2. ellybabes says:

    I think it scrapes the main page of the blog, but it could be the entire thing…

  3. red mum says:

    I got a general audience with one word b*stard, I would have thought that would have beaten gay and dead! Just shows you…

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  5. Twenty Major says:

    I’m pretty sure Grannymar should be X rated. Are you sure this thing is accurate.

  6. ellybabes says:

    The gentle grannymar x-rated? What on earth did she say to you at the Blog Awards to make you think that? Butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth! (Mainly because she’s dairy allergic, but I digress…)

  7. Deborah says:

    Elly – that’s excellent! Who would have thought? Good thing I don’t speak on my blog the way I do in real life or I might be right up there with Twenty! Thanks for the link!

    BTW – I didn’t forget about you and the wedding post… will definitely take you up on it! More soon… still catching up.

  8. Maman Poulet » My blog rating says:

    [...] Ellybabes sent me off looking to see what my blog is rated -  it’s under 17’s accompanied by an adult it seems due to finding the words [...]


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